Agent Report

Hey.Agent Pellets reporting here.First,can you give me a carrot?

*chew* *chew*

  Okay,now back to business. My Slave has been talking about dressing me and Agent Shyness up in neck bows.How do we get out of this? We will be embarrassed!  Help us! What should we do?! I know there are some (other) clever boars out there!

            Agent Pellets

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap - Agent 005

Here is our new Agent 005 napping what we think is the 36th. leg of the Fifty Yard Nap. We hope that somepig more numerate than we are will verify this.

 

Agent 005 came to us along with his friend, May, who missed out on her chance to be an Agent today as she was busy eating when Slave snapped this photo. She is very big and does a lot of that.

 

Agent 005's real name is based on the Latin for the number five, which is why he chose this pseudonym. GPDD readers may remember the two of them being introduced very recently. He loves his large ladyfriend, May, and Slave has not found anything that the two of them do not like to eat. They are both up at the wire every time there is the suggestion of food and we think that Agent 005 has grown a bit since they came home from the shelter.

 

We think that he looks a lot like our Agent Avatar but he has some little white patches.

 

From the Piggyfriends.

 

 

 

 

 

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap - Agents Wheeker & Lily'Explorer

Slave finally managed to take our pigture while sleeping, so here we are for the next two yards...

Napping together in our big mount of hay...

Friday Video: I am Maru

We had a very busy week, so we need an outlet. This little video with Marudoes just that. If you like loud guitars, turn op the volume! If you don't, turn it down (or out)


Have a nice wheekend!

p.s. Maru is quite a personality; check out his Youtube channel for more video's with this cat (without the music btw)

Fifty Yard Nap: Sherlock

We enjoy the entries for the #Olympigs fifty yard nap so much! Thank you all! One can never have too few pigtures of sleeping pigs (new entries are still welcome)

Did you know that Iron Hamster got the idea for the fifty yard nap from Gandalf? (@im_still_hungry on twitter) He tweeted that he was going to do the fifty yard nap during the #Olympigs, after which the guiny girls asked him to explain himself. Hamster read that and made the beautiful video that was the first yard on this blog

"@im_still_hungry: @Guinygirlz Well, first you find a yard, sleep in it, and repeat for 49 more"

Our Bo happens to have THE biggest crush on Gandalf's roommate; Sherlock (@chewing_my_foot on twitter). So she asked him if he could send her a pigture of him doing the 50 yard nap. This is what he replied:

"@chewing_my_foot: @winkyteam Here's a pigture of me dreaming about Bo during my quilt nap next to Lady. :) http://t.co/QvOSuFiC"

Needless to say, Bo has been beaming for the last 2 days.. ah well.. piggy love.. ;-)

Fifty Yard Nap: Agents Acorn, Magician, Godiva and Pirate

Agent Acorn joins Agents Magician and Godiva in the synchronized pigloo napping event. 

 She then passed the baton to Pirate, who is participating flat on her tummy with her feet kicked out.

Who's next?

Fifty Yard Nap: Agent Cowgirl

This is also a new agent. We named her Agent Cowgirl as she has the same first name as a famous female sharpshooter whose surname is a tree.

Agent Cowgirl has been a misfit for a long long time.. We guess she just never realized she wasn't a Agent :) so it's about time! She is sleeping in her hut and wants to join in the dash.

She came to be a misfit on 5-12-08. She is actually born in 06. She is a old sassy gal. She has the crazy hair. She loves her chin scratched. She will lift her head way up so you keep scratch-in her chin! She is a sweet gal that lives with 4 other misfits. She originally came here with her cage mate Abigail (agent Bette Davis) who has passed on to the bridge. She loves her hay and loves to hang out in her hut:) she is not a boss pig at all. She is a sweet gal.

Friday Video: Guinea Pig Tricks

Those Germans sure have some top notch #Olympigs. These two pigs have trained their lady to give them as much snacks as possible ;-)



Have a nice Wheekend!

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap - Agent Butterloaf

Agent Butterloaf takes on lap 27! Agent Butterloaf is very good at being loafy but this is rare shot where his eyes are closed. Piggy dreams of carrots.

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap - Agents Gemini

Here is a pigture of the 25th. and 26th. legs of the Fifty yard Nap.

 

We are Agents Gemini. You will have seen us before when we proposed Palace Piggies Rescue as recipients of the Undercover Piggies Calendar prize but we were not actually Agents back then.

 

We apologise for our unkempt appearance in the pigture but we had been burrowing in the hay prior to our nap. We would have liked a brush first and a more appealing background but nothing stops Slave with her camera....sigh....

 

We are Piggyfriends, who are probably sisters and are never far apart hence we decided to share the Agent name of Gemini. Slave did not have the chance to give us more exotic names as we arrived here already named. Our names both begin with an S and are just ordinary English names both with five letters so we should not be too hard to guess.

#Olympigs 50 Yard Nap Agent Ripple

Agent Ripple covers the 24th Lap nearly half way there come on Agents

#Olympigs - Fifty Yard Nap; Minty

After competing in both the Bar Biting and the Sow Gazing, I am ready for a nap. This is me, Agent Minty, napping the 23rd. leg.

Friday Video: Agent Prince #Olympigs

You guessed correctly! Ladies and gentleboars, for your viewing pleasure, Charles is getting ready to nap. Beautiful exercise, Agent Prince, well done!!



Charles became a Misfit on Nov 6, 2010. He is estimated to be born around June of 2009. He came to be a Misfit because his "owner" a young child dropped him, which hurt Charles's back so that is why he wobbles when he walks and because of that they didn't want him anymore! Well, he was actually put up for use for snake food at the misfits local seed and feed. Lucky for him Jean and Andy said 'Heck no, he is not going in any snakes belly!' when they saw him that day. So that is how he came to be a misfit.

The video was taken by Jean, she wanted to show us how Chuck finds that comfy spot before he falls asleep. We also got some extra pigtues of this handsome (agent) Prince doing his magic.

Enjoy and have a nice Wheekend!

Okay gold medal, here I come!

Almost there..

zzzzzz..

#Olympigs 50 Yard Nap: Prince

New Agent Prince takes the baton for the 22nd leg of the 50 yard nap

Agent Prince is a boy living as part of a mixed herd in Illinois he came to his new home when he was dropped by his previous owner causing him spinal damage he nearly ended up as snake food before his new daddy said hell no he's not needless to say he is now treated like a Prince!!

His real name is also the name of the current heir to the English throne.

Get guessing

Now who is napping the next yard??

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap: Curly

Agent Wizard reporting.

Slave picked up me and my friend Agent Curly to have our nails trimmed. I behaved impeccably as usual and then she went to clip Agent Curly's nails. Her son was holding him as, with Curly's fluffy coat, it is hard to see his feet. He promptly leaned back and fell asleep upside down so I am entering him for the next leg of the fifty yard nap. Counting is not my forte but I believe that this is leg 20.

Don't tell Agent Curly that I have sent in this pigture as he might be embarrassed.

Friday Video: #Olympigs Rowing Pigs

We know we've featured this video before. But it just fits perfectly into the #Olympigs theme.


Have a nice Wheekend!

#Olympigs Synchronized, Combined Events!

Here is Agent Orioles' whole herd eating green spaghetti while all competing in the fifty yard nap! How's THAT for synchronization?! Do we get a gold medal? Featuring a new Agent! Meet Agent Chirpy, so named because she's the only chirper in the herd! Weirdo. Can anyone else chirp? A hint for her name that it is a type of warm winter jacket.

Well, back to the spaghetti now. *chewchewchewchewchewchewchew*

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap: Firenze

Agent Firenze would like to take the next leg of the Fifty Yard Nap.

How many legs have been completed? I hope that someone is counting.

# Olympigs fifty yard nap

The pigs have been inspired to take the baton for the 50 yard nap.

#Olympigs 50 yard nap: Godiva, Magician and Mango

Agents Godiva, Magician and Mango would like to contribute to the 50 yard nap.

Agents Mango and Magician have even made an effort at synchronized napping.

#Olympigs New Agent Eating Green Spaghetti

Hello! I am Agent Oriole's second-in-command, and my agent name is Agent Funky-fresh because of my sweet hairdo. This is a picture of me trapping two of my sisters in a house while eating green spaghetti. They can have all the spaghetti inside the house and I get all the spaghetti outside the house! Wol!

#Olympigs Fifty yard nap: Mockingbird

Agent Mockingbird would like to take the next leg of the fifty yard nap with an epic post-breakfast nap. Look at that technique! It's hard work being a sow!

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap: Siver Streak and Avatar

Agent Venus passed the baton to Agent Silver Streak for the next leg of the 50 yard nap.

He then gave it to his sister, Agent Avatar. To whom will she give it for the 6th. leg? No, don't eat it, Agent Avatar - it has a long way to go yet.

From Team Piggyfriends.

#Olympigs - Fifty Yard Nap: Venus

Agent Venus has yard 3 covered for us

Friday Video: the Dutch #Olympigs competition

See this Dutch pig take a 10cm hurdle twice in only 45 seconds!



Have a nice Wheekend!

p.s. Have you seen Agent Hamster and Halloween starting the 50 yard nap? We need more pigs to do more yards! So please send us your pigtures.

#Olympigs Fifty Yard Nap: Halloween

Here is our entry for the second yard.

This is our dear Halloween. He says that he is far too old to be an Agent but could we enter him in the veterans class? He is napping indoors but he is in a pen that is a yard square so we hope that this will count.

From the Piggyfriend Agents.

#Olympigs Eating the Green Spaghetti

We have been taking advantage of the recent nice weather and here is our entrance into the Eating Green Spaghetti Doubles Contest

We have embedded video but it doesnt appear to have worked so if you cant see video on screen click the link to view it.

Stupid puters grrrr

Friday Video: The German #Olympigs Meerschweinchen

In the spirit of the #Olympigs, this week some footage from German television. The reporter wants to know how fast guinea pigs really are. Cassie shows the camera man (2:06 min into the video) that she can run 4 to 6 meters per second. In human time this is 21 km in an hour (or 13 miles).

Mister Usain Bolt runs 200 meters in 19.32 seconds. So he still is faster than us pigs; the same distance would take a fast piggy about 33 seconds (if he or she has the stamina, we are better suited for the 200 cm sprint)


Have a nice Wheekend!

#Olympigs Speedy bar Biting

Daisy is going for Gold!!

 

(you cannot hear the rattling that well, but let us assure you, she is making quite a racket)

Agent Shyness and Agent Pellets have so big news!

Hello,my name is Agent Pellets and we have some big news.Even though we are brothers,we hit puberty so we have been scratching and biting.So ,we will be seperated. If you had had this happen with a close friend,or brother or sister,please give us some tips.

#Olympigs Gazing at the Girls Challenge

Team Piggyfriends has two entrants in this event, myself and Agent Carrot.

 

I am using my friend, Copper, to get a better view in the doubles and Agent Carrot is in the individual event.

 

From Agent Minty.

#Olympigs Gazing at the Girls Challenge

Agent Gazer shows us exactly how to gaze at the girls.

Agent Shyness and Agent Pellets would like your ideas

Hello.The agent's mom,Bella here.We would like your ideas for our cage,toys and other stuff.Thank you.

Friday Video: Check out the French #Olympigs competition

Look at that petit Cochon D'Inde go!



Have a nice Wheekend!

10 reasons why you should own a human

One of our friends sent us a slideshow with 7 reasons why a human should get a guinea pig. Well.. that's all good fun for the humans, but we'd rather make a list of why we should own a human (don't tell the humans, but you all know we rule the world, right?)

1. Full body massages*
Need I say more? Best thing about being a guinea pig. Period.

2. The sipping of the tea
We actually don't know why, but we find it oddly comforting when J stares into space and makes those tiny slurpy noises

3. You can dress them up as a haystack
Yes! You can leave hay all over them, just in case you get hungry during your full body massage. Extra points if they have pockets to hide your poo

4. They make good sofa's
Humans are snuggly and warm. We love resting our head underneath a big chin. It feels so safe.

5. Tasty
Humans can be rather tasty. Try licking their skin, but watch out for the ones with the lotion

6. They are cheaper than a walkin' fridge
We're also not sure if they are actually invented yet, even though the commercial suggests otherwise


7. They don't make fun of your poo collection
They just throw it out every week *humpf*

8. You always feel smart around them
Ghe..

9. They're low maintenance pets
Really, they clean and feed themselves. You just need to talk to them and make them feel welcome when they get home

10. They can be very entertaining
Ours does bellydancing. It's hilarious, like our rumblestrutting, but less advanced. But it just fills our hearts to see the poor soul have so much fun

So.. how does your human entertain you? And do you have tips to help us get more out of our humans?

* hattip for @LilPecan for bringing this to our attention

#Olympigs news: Olympic guinea pig?

We just received a forward of the message below from one of our special agents:

 'Ahoy! Is there a representative of the Undercover Pigs about? We are hearing reports of an agent on the streets of London, having a very close call. Thank goodness another agent, disguised as a Bobby, was able to intervene! What have your heard there on the streets?'

  Message received

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Friday Video: Popcorn

We've been training so hard for the#Olympigs we forgot all about Friday Video..
We hope the training tune Popcorn from Hot Butter makes up for it. Enjoy!



Have Hope you had a nice Wheekend!

Agent Shyness and Agent Pellets own private Olypigs

It will be going on from August 1 to August 5. Please comment so we can get ideas ana we will put up loads if photos and videos.

#Olympigs: Roos in Popcorn run, food balling piggies

We are practicing hard for the Olympigs. In the back you can see the girlz food balling, and zooming around is our Roos. Who will be her competition?

Our entry in the Olympigs Bar Biting Challange

Not many of us Piggyfriends are into Bar Biting but here is our Agent Minty having a go. Our Rafferty enjoys a good rattle of the wire but he always chooses the area that separates his home from a pen of sows and Slave cannot get a good front view of him. There may yet be time for a late entry.

Agent Shyness is in a new territory!

Agent Shyness : where are we Mom?
Mom(human): we are in my room.
Agent Shyness : ok.Why are we here?
Mom: so we can have fun.

During this,Mo,aka Agent Pellets, was sleeping.

#Olympigs Bar Biting Challenge

Agent The Saint



Misfit Alice, sadly little Alice crossed the rainbow bridge shortly after this pigture was taken, so in honour of her short life we think Alice deserves Gold in the Bar Biting Challenge



Agent Tiny


New Agent Gazer, Agent Gazer is part of a mixed herd living in Illinois his real name is the same as a famous British comedian with the surname Hill.




New Agent The Thinker, The Thinker is boy piggy living as part of a mixed herd in Illinois, his real name is the same as that of a famous philosopher hence his agent name.

Now over to you, guess who the new agents are, and send us your bar biting pigtures!!

Agent Pellets and Agent Shyness are back to bedding!

Hello,this is Agent Pellets,aka Mo,.We recently swapped to fleece and back to bedding! Guess why!

Agents Oriole and Mockingbird

Hello! I am Agent Oriole, the leader pig in my herd of 4. I am agent Oriole because I am the same colors as the Orioles baseball team.

My sister Agent Mockingbird and I live with our 2 other sisters in a big cage that our slave built just for us! After reading your blog, we have decided to report our findings to everypig *popcorn*

A hint for my true identity is I am named for a Norse god who is a shapeshifter. Agent Mockingbird is named after a character in To Kill a Mockingbird, or at least that is what I have heard our slaves say.

That's all for now! Slave is heading for the fridge!

Agent Shyness and Agent Pellets Revealed

You are right.I Agent Shyness am named Larry.My brother Agent Pellets is Mo.We are named after the Three Stooges.We will probably meet Curly soon.