Hey.Agent Pellets reporting here.First,can you give me a carrot?
*chew* *chew*
Okay,now back to business. My Slave has been talking about dressing me and Agent Shyness up in neck bows.How do we get out of this? We will be embarrassed! Help us! What should we do?! I know there are some (other) clever boars out there!
Agent Pellets
Distract her by asking for a bath instead!
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side. If you look really cute in your bows, you might be chosen for the Undercover Piggies calendar next year.
ReplyDeleteReally?Ok.Um,this IS Agent Pellets. Heey,any girl guineas out there who would think I would look cute in a bow tie? *wink* *rumblestruts across the room*
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