Agent Thunderbear pretends to show of her running skills while really checking out the presents under the tree...........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQW1aIzpDc
Me is worried we have no tree so where will my presents go??
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Double Dutch
Agent Badger; Interviewed by Agent I;
Since it is our mission to take over the world (our motto; Today the living room, tomorrow the world!), Agent F has started recruiting new special agents. Me and Agent F(an american crested himself) encourage a multi-cultural staff, so pigs from around the world were encouraged to join us. Agents that have joined our herd so far are; Agent A (Agouti), Piggy Galore (Satin), Agent whorlwind (Abby), Agent Patchwork (Tricolor), Agent Big Red (Self Red),
Agent Cannonball (Teddy) , Agent Thornton (Self Chocolate), Agent Thunderbear (Himalayan) and Agent Bumblebee (Harlequin)
Our newest recruit is Agent Badger and Agent F has asked me to check him out because he told agent F that he was a Dutch Pig (since I am from the Netherlands too)
Welcome new special Agent, state your name, age and special powers, please.
Thank you Agent I. I note that previous new agents have not revealed their real names until readers of Agent F's blog have had the chance to guess so I will keep my real name in reserve but I can tell you that I am 4 years old. My special ability is camouflage as I can sneak around in shadows and in the half light.
So, Agent Badger, which part from the Netherlands are you from?
Well, I have to admit that I am not really Dutch but my colour is so named as we resemble the black and white Dutch rabbits.
*shock* Are you telling me you're not from the Netherlands?? Hm.. I guess that is just like Agent F, him being an American crested although he has never set a paw outside the UK.. silly humans. Can you tell me more about the dutch breed (unlike me and the rest of the winky gang, who were just born in the netherlands..)
Pure bred Dutch piggies are white with patches of, most commonly, black or red although other colours are allowed. We have coloured patches around our eyes with a white blaze down to our noses, a broad white band around our middles and our rear end is the same colour as our patches.
Thank you very much for the information, I'm sure you'll make an excellent special agent. Especially with your ability to take on different nationalities. Agent dismissed!
Agent badger is a black and white dutch guinea pig.
The breed standard for dutch guinea pigs says they are hard to breed as the they need round cheek markings as near to whiskers as possible but not touching them, a white wedge shape blazed along the nose tapering to between the ears, no coloured hairs behind the ears.
The body is divided in 2 by saddle markings white at front black at the rear this should be a straight line.
The back feet should have ideally one white stop per foot (white marking) this ends halfway between the toe ends and the heel of the foot.
The ears should be a solid colour.
And humans think its easy being a guinea pig, they must be mad.
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Saturday, December 5, 2009
Special Report
Today is Sinterklaas day in the Nederlands!!!!
Our Dutch secret agents have been too busy enjoying themselves to write us a report, so we will have to rely on this link to tell us all http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas
Have a good time Dutch piggies and remember to report in what is happening when you have a moment.
Our Dutch secret agents have been too busy enjoying themselves to write us a report, so we will have to rely on this link to tell us all http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas
Have a good time Dutch piggies and remember to report in what is happening when you have a moment.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Guest Number 10
Agent Badger
Agent Badger is a boy guinea pig part of a mixed herd in the UK
His real name can be added to water to make a drink that is good for humans and guinea pigs, it is also a name of a common crop plant.
He was rescued with him family from a filthy cage in a garage (my supplies live in the garage not me)
His special agent skill is camouflage as he can sneak about in the dark.
Guessing hats on
Agent Badger is a boy guinea pig part of a mixed herd in the UK
His real name can be added to water to make a drink that is good for humans and guinea pigs, it is also a name of a common crop plant.
He was rescued with him family from a filthy cage in a garage (my supplies live in the garage not me)
His special agent skill is camouflage as he can sneak about in the dark.
Guessing hats on
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Indoor Trees.........
Not here.
Me heard Mummy and Daddy say they wouldnt have one this year as me and Ghost live where the tree normally goes.
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there???)
Daddy has made what he is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange.............
Mummy has a card tree, its not a real tree, its not even green!!! Its gold and has lots of hoops on it for cards, it must be for my birthday cards coz there is no way the humans will get that many.
Me remembers from last year that the cards are low enough for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Me heard Mummy and Daddy say they wouldnt have one this year as me and Ghost live where the tree normally goes.
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there???)
Daddy has made what he is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange.............
Mummy has a card tree, its not a real tree, its not even green!!! Its gold and has lots of hoops on it for cards, it must be for my birthday cards coz there is no way the humans will get that many.
Me remembers from last year that the cards are low enough for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Indoor Trees........
Not here, Mummy and Daddy decided they wouldnt have one this year as me and ghost now live where the tree used to sit.
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there??)
We have what Daddy is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange........
Mummy has a card tree, but its not a real tree, its not even green!!!
Its gold and has all these hoops on it for cards.
It must be for all my birthday cards coz the humans wont get that many cards.
Me remembers from last year the cards are near enough to the floor for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there??)
We have what Daddy is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange........
Mummy has a card tree, but its not a real tree, its not even green!!!
Its gold and has all these hoops on it for cards.
It must be for all my birthday cards coz the humans wont get that many cards.
Me remembers from last year the cards are near enough to the floor for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Its My Birthday This Month
Me will be 3 years young.
Mummy doesnt know my actual birth date but she knows its towards the end of December so she has chosen 25th December as my official birthday as its easy to remember.
Me can see what she means everywhere you look there are fairy lights, decorated trees and presents, although all the humans keep talking and singing about something called Christmas (that doesnt sound anything like Happy Birthday Agent F)
Me is setting all you agents a special mission, me wants to hear reports (see photos/videos) of any strange behaviour your humans are showing.
Feel free to post in the comments section (it asks for email address but you dont need to fill that in if you dont want to) or if you have a longer article you want me to publish email it to me and me will make it into a blog post for you.
So everybody get spying
Mummy doesnt know my actual birth date but she knows its towards the end of December so she has chosen 25th December as my official birthday as its easy to remember.
Me can see what she means everywhere you look there are fairy lights, decorated trees and presents, although all the humans keep talking and singing about something called Christmas (that doesnt sound anything like Happy Birthday Agent F)
Me is setting all you agents a special mission, me wants to hear reports (see photos/videos) of any strange behaviour your humans are showing.
Feel free to post in the comments section (it asks for email address but you dont need to fill that in if you dont want to) or if you have a longer article you want me to publish email it to me and me will make it into a blog post for you.
So everybody get spying
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