Me will be 3 years young.
Mummy doesnt know my actual birth date but she knows its towards the end of December so she has chosen 25th December as my official birthday as its easy to remember.
Me can see what she means everywhere you look there are fairy lights, decorated trees and presents, although all the humans keep talking and singing about something called Christmas (that doesnt sound anything like Happy Birthday Agent F)
Me is setting all you agents a special mission, me wants to hear reports (see photos/videos) of any strange behaviour your humans are showing.
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So everybody get spying
Hi AgentF. This is Agent Whorlwind and Agent Patchwork here. We have been spying on our slave's strange behaviour and would like to report our findings. We have every reason to believe that there will be a TREE indoors whilst WE live outdoors! How crazy is that!? (OK we have been in the shed for 3 weeks but it's the principle that matters).
ReplyDeleteOur slaves are waiting when the neighbour will drape his house in lights again and set up a giant air-filled snowman in celebration of Christmas...
ReplyDeleteHe did that the previous 2 years..
We do not have tree inside yet, cause according to mommy slave we need to wait till 'Sinterklaas' leaves the Netherlands.
He will have his birthday upcoming sunday.
btw, Did auntie slave email you about Sinterklaas yet, or should we turn up the pressure a bit? (i.e. show her our toofies and chatter at her)
Special Agents please turn up the pressure we have had no report on Sinterklass yet!!!
ReplyDeleteAgent Big Red reporting in.
ReplyDeleteWe are used to Slave bringing work home with her. Plants, seeds and cuttings etc, The bags of tasty weeds are always very welcome but yesterday she came home with a tree. Now, I ask you, how are we going to eat that?
Excuse me, Agent Big Red ( Agent Thorntons here ) but I can remember this happening before. You were only a piglet last winter but if I am correct this tree will have lights all over it soon. I think that it is too cold outside for the tree and it comes in to keep warm. Maybe it is too big to go in the greenhouse with the geraniums.
We will keep you posted with further developments Agent F.
Agent Cannonball reporting in!
ReplyDeleteGiant stockings have been hung on the wall near my hiding places. Why are they on the wall? They look like cozy places for sleeping. Me saw a tiny stocking put on my piggy palace but it is far too small to sleep in!
This is agent Bumble Bee! Me noticed lots of packages coming in the house.. and lots of whispering and giggling when they bring in those packages! Me gets excited as it sounds like our hay bag opening when those silly humans are in the kitchen opening and looking in those big bags!!They keep going "awwww" So not fair!!
ReplyDeleteMe did over hear daddy and mommie talking about making Christmas Cookies?? this is me first Christmas here.. so Me is confused!? But I am a good spy.. I will keep on spying!!