Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Humans Grrrrrr

Me has spent ages glanding the carpet during floor time so Spooky knows its MINE.

The stupid humans has only gone and shampooed it all.

Me now has to spend ages dragging my butt all over it again.

Pffffffffffffttttttttttt

1 comment:

  1. Yes yes! slaves are so ignorant when it comes to glanding.

    I was developing my own glandenhancer. Used my infamous rasta technique based on enlarging the area with which I can actually rub. And finally i was developing a tiny dreadlock. Hurray! And last week SHE CUT IT OFF!!!! And to make matters worse; she SHAMPOOOD ME! Now I smell like flowers which isnt manly at all!!!!

    (was also experimenting with arm-pit rasta. humans smell really bad there so maybe i could use my own area to spread more of my sexy musky male scent.)

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