Hi there, I'm Heathcliffe, the newest Prairie Pig. I was just a little porker when I arrived here, but I've grown a lot and am now big enough to apply for "Agent Status"! Up until now, none of the Prairie Pigs has ever become an Agent, so I'm hoping that being the first Agent here will give me the inside track to become Number One Boyfriend to the beautiful Bonnie McSmithers. (Bonnie is the only girl Prairie Pig, so as you might imagine, there is quite a bit of competition among the five of us boys to get her attention!)
I would like my Agent Name to be Peter Parker (alter ego of Spiderman, of course). I do have some history there, since it was my name at the Humane Society shelter before Slave picked me to come home with her and become a Prairie Pig. This is my portrait from the shelter website:
I even have a super power, which is cage rattling! I'm very good at it and practice all the time. (Slave begs me to stop, because she says she has already spent too much money on piggy dental work, but I ignore her --- slaves don't understand about Agent stuff!) To tell the truth, I'm not sure how cage rattling would help me in my work as an Agent, but you never know, do you?
Well, it's been almost half an hour since my last snack, so I think I'd better go and eat something now; I don't want to take a chance on falling below Agent weight with my first big assignment coming up soon...
Are there any other aspiring Agents out there? Apply here! It would be extra fun if there were a few of us rookies who could take training and practice our Agent moves together.