Agent Badger
Agent Badger is a boy guinea pig part of a mixed herd in the UK
His real name can be added to water to make a drink that is good for humans and guinea pigs, it is also a name of a common crop plant.
He was rescued with him family from a filthy cage in a garage (my supplies live in the garage not me)
His special agent skill is camouflage as he can sneak about in the dark.
Guessing hats on
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Indoor Trees.........
Not here.
Me heard Mummy and Daddy say they wouldnt have one this year as me and Ghost live where the tree normally goes.
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there???)
Daddy has made what he is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange.............
Mummy has a card tree, its not a real tree, its not even green!!! Its gold and has lots of hoops on it for cards, it must be for my birthday cards coz there is no way the humans will get that many.
Me remembers from last year that the cards are low enough for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Me heard Mummy and Daddy say they wouldnt have one this year as me and Ghost live where the tree normally goes.
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there???)
Daddy has made what he is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange.............
Mummy has a card tree, its not a real tree, its not even green!!! Its gold and has lots of hoops on it for cards, it must be for my birthday cards coz there is no way the humans will get that many.
Me remembers from last year that the cards are low enough for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Indoor Trees........
Not here, Mummy and Daddy decided they wouldnt have one this year as me and ghost now live where the tree used to sit.
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there??)
We have what Daddy is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange........
Mummy has a card tree, but its not a real tree, its not even green!!!
Its gold and has all these hoops on it for cards.
It must be for all my birthday cards coz the humans wont get that many cards.
Me remembers from last year the cards are near enough to the floor for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Daddy said tree would have to stay in attic (whats an attic and how did tree get there??)
We have what Daddy is calling a Fugly grotto, as far as me can tell this is just coloured fairy lights round the humans front door strange........
Mummy has a card tree, but its not a real tree, its not even green!!!
Its gold and has all these hoops on it for cards.
It must be for all my birthday cards coz the humans wont get that many cards.
Me remembers from last year the cards are near enough to the floor for me to eat the bottom ones heeeheee
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Its My Birthday This Month
Me will be 3 years young.
Mummy doesnt know my actual birth date but she knows its towards the end of December so she has chosen 25th December as my official birthday as its easy to remember.
Me can see what she means everywhere you look there are fairy lights, decorated trees and presents, although all the humans keep talking and singing about something called Christmas (that doesnt sound anything like Happy Birthday Agent F)
Me is setting all you agents a special mission, me wants to hear reports (see photos/videos) of any strange behaviour your humans are showing.
Feel free to post in the comments section (it asks for email address but you dont need to fill that in if you dont want to) or if you have a longer article you want me to publish email it to me and me will make it into a blog post for you.
So everybody get spying
Mummy doesnt know my actual birth date but she knows its towards the end of December so she has chosen 25th December as my official birthday as its easy to remember.
Me can see what she means everywhere you look there are fairy lights, decorated trees and presents, although all the humans keep talking and singing about something called Christmas (that doesnt sound anything like Happy Birthday Agent F)
Me is setting all you agents a special mission, me wants to hear reports (see photos/videos) of any strange behaviour your humans are showing.
Feel free to post in the comments section (it asks for email address but you dont need to fill that in if you dont want to) or if you have a longer article you want me to publish email it to me and me will make it into a blog post for you.
So everybody get spying
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Silly Mummy.......
She thought putting down pink rugs would stop me and Ghost from glanding her carpet.
Ghost has overcome this problem instead of trying to roll up the rugs, he know flips the end up and then runs under it.
Then he can put his butt straight on THE CARPET!!!
heeheheheehehe evil laugh
It also helps with the human exercise plan as Mummy has to get off her bum, lift the rug and chase him out again.
Way to go Ghost
Ghost has overcome this problem instead of trying to roll up the rugs, he know flips the end up and then runs under it.
Then he can put his butt straight on THE CARPET!!!
heeheheheehehe evil laugh
It also helps with the human exercise plan as Mummy has to get off her bum, lift the rug and chase him out again.
Way to go Ghost
Friday, November 27, 2009
We Is Not Hamsters...............
Mummy has pigtures of me, Spooky and Bubbles (RIP) on her wall at work.
A new supplier came to visit her and was amazed at the number of pigtures of HAMSTERS........ what is he blind we look nothing like hamsters.
It was bad enough when the kitchen fitters kept calling me a rabbit.
We is GUINEA PIGS
hmmmmppppphhhh
A new supplier came to visit her and was amazed at the number of pigtures of HAMSTERS........ what is he blind we look nothing like hamsters.
It was bad enough when the kitchen fitters kept calling me a rabbit.
We is GUINEA PIGS
hmmmmppppphhhh
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Happy Harlequin
Yep as you can see from the pigture Agent Bumblebee looks just like a bumblebee a good example of the harlequin markings.
The breed standards for a harlequin say the the head should be half black half yellow and the body should have equal distribution of black and yellow and black/yellow mixture.
Any white means you cant win (no fair, nothing wrong with yellow and white me says)
Agent Bumblebee joined her herd from a Pet Co shop where her Daddy feel in love with her spitfire attitude, she was smallest pig and yet the bossiest (way to go Bumblebee)
Me thinks she was the inspiration for the giant Bumblebee guinea pig in South Park.
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The breed standards for a harlequin say the the head should be half black half yellow and the body should have equal distribution of black and yellow and black/yellow mixture.
Any white means you cant win (no fair, nothing wrong with yellow and white me says)
Agent Bumblebee joined her herd from a Pet Co shop where her Daddy feel in love with her spitfire attitude, she was smallest pig and yet the bossiest (way to go Bumblebee)
Me thinks she was the inspiration for the giant Bumblebee guinea pig in South Park.
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