Real Name? Fergie
Secret Agent Name? Agent Schilling. My dad named me this after Curt Schilling, a famous baseball pitcher, because I am great at throwing things! Mostly I just throw my poop over the edge of the cage to get my humans' attention, but sometimes I throw other things, too. Piles of hay, pellets….my entire pellet bowl. Throwing things is fun!
Where do you live? I live in California with my 2 piggy slaves and 2 piggy sisters, Agent Peanut and Agent Kelly.
Favourite Food? I only eat healthy food – I can be kind of a snob. I love my KMS pellets and fresh hay, along with various lettuce types. But don't stick junk food in my face like apples or fruit – no way!
Favourite Hobby? I like to harass my sisters and throw poop. Sometimes mom calls me an "angry little nugget" when I harass my sisters or give my slaves The Stink Eye.
Favourite Toy? Poop? I sure do love to throw that stuff! Mom says this is not a good habit for a princess like me to have, but I just can't help myself!
Agent Schilling, its hard to believe that a piggy with your chubby cheeks could give the stink eye to anyone ;) We must commend you on your throwing skills though.. it must take some heavy lifting to throw an entire bowl around!
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe such an angelic little peeg could be a poop thrower- it seems more of a boar thing.
ReplyDeleteWelcome Agent Schilling! You have a very sweet piggy face. A very good trait for using on the humans! :)
ReplyDeleteWelcome Agent Schilling. You are a very strong piggy to be able to throw a bowl! We prefer to keep our bowls in our pens so that Slave can refill them on demand.
ReplyDeleteWell mom made the mistake once of getting us a bowl she thought was "cute" from the store. That silly thing was made for cat treats, not big strong piggies like me, so I tossed it away! Once I got my standard pellet bowl back, I was happy and have left it alone :)
ReplyDelete~Agent Schilling