Saturday, September 13, 2014

Chaos at Piggyfriends Episode 5. Demolition!

"Hey, Rafferty," says Bosworth. "As soon as we are dry,
 shall we sneak outside and see what's going 
on with our pigroom? Hey Rafferty! Oi!  
Am I talking to the right end? I don't know. 
You are as bad as Agent Zeppelin!"

"Look, Bosworth," says Rafferty. "There are men on our roof!
What are they doing there?" " Ooh look! I can see the reflection
 of Slave's greenhouse in the window." says Bosworth.

" Those men might see our reflection too, " say the boys,
" Let's hide behind that pile of bricks."

The boys peep out from behind the bricks and.........
" Help! The roof has gone," says Rafferty.
" And the windows too," replies Bosworth,
" and that radiator is not going to be much use anymore."
" The man is using his phone, Rafferty.
He won't see us if we creep back inside."


" Gather round and listen everypig," 
says Bosworth.
 " Our room has been demolished! " 
 Piggyfriend Chorus of " Oh, no!" 
" What shall we do." " Eeek!!"

"Calm down," says Bosworth,
" I am sure that Slave has all this in hand."
 Aside....at least I hope so.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Chaos at Piggyfriends. Episode 4. Susie and Max take a look.


" I have eaten a lot of cucumber, Angelina.I think that I need a nap.
You should have come with me," says Florence.
" I'm staying here." replies Angelina,
" It's much safer even if there is less cucumber."
 

" I am going to have a look at what is going on."
says Susie.
 
" Come with me, Max! I've packed a pignic basket. "
" I hope that there is enough for two." replies Max.
 
" The man has knocked down the whole wall!"
says Susie. " Look, Max,
I can see the tool shed outside."
" Surely Slave must know about this."
says Max.
" That could be why she moved our homes."

"Let's sneak outside and take a photo"
" Oh dear", says Max."Look at Slave's terrace.
Such a mess. Where are all of her plant pots?
Auntie Ann will be sad to see this pigture."

"Max! There's a big hole in this wall.
Let's go back inside and tell the other piggies
but we'll finish our pignic first."

Friday, August 29, 2014

Piggies of the month: Winky Team

Hurray! We are Piggies of the Month! You probably know who we are, but we're going to introduce ourselves anyway. We are a herd of three and we live in the Netherlands. It's a small country just between the UK and Germany. People think we eat lots of cheese and tulips, but we've never seen any of those. We live in a really big cage and we have many hobbies, including eating chicory, eating parlsey, and eating dandelions. When we're not eating, we sleep, deconstruct cardboard boxes or try to coax more food from our staff. Ow. And we're the pigs behind the Friday Video blogposts.

In the calendar you see Bo (the abby), Coco (the coronet) and Sjeuf (the sheltie). Unfortunately, Sjeuf is no longer with us. He passed away on Christmas morning, leaving us in quite a shock.

RIP Sjeuf
Coco and Bo always had a sister-like relationship. They quarreled quite a bit when Sjeuf was still alive (but when the J was not looking Bo would lovingly wash Coco's ears). But when Sjeuf passed away the quarreling got worse, so we decided that it was time to find a new boar to blame for everything.

Ties
So, after a mourning period, we went on a speed date with Ties in the Kuufke shelter. We quite fancied him and we took this tall dark and handsome man home with us. We actually dated Berke first. But WE didn't fancy him *cough* (and we're sticking to that story!). Ties is a very gentle man, and a gentleman and he tolerates almost everything. Barbering, cutting nails, baths, and all the other horrors J has in store for us. He is also extremely tall (27cm nose to tailbone) and heavy (1400 grams) which is very convenient when the girls are having a bit of a tiff. He just plunks his big body in between the girls and then they will forget what the fight was about. What is also very cool about Ties, is his resemblance with the illustrous agent Zeppelin. That hair is just awesome; our staff frequently tries to feed him veggies on the wrong end, which gives us more time to snag it away.

Bo. Always hungry.
Bo is not to be trifled with either. She came in a tiny hairy ball of energy, and nowadays she is a 1360 gr ball of energy (mainly in the butt area). Not to mention; still hairy. Regardless of her weight, she still is the fastest pig in the cage and she hold the record when it comes to eating veggies. She practically inhales the stuff. She is also very inquisitive. It may or may not be related to her love of food. But to be fair; Bo is a very adventurous girl and not afraid of anything.

Sleepy Coco
Coco had us worried this summer. It started with teeth problems, and a week after visiting the vet-dentist where she had the hooks on her molars removed, she was so weak that J had to syringe feed her. She lost a lot of weight (it went down to 750 grams) so off she went to the vet and became the most expensive pig in the Winky team history (lots of tests). The vet suspected artrosis and maybe dehydration. She actually advised us to put her down, but since miss feisty was still stealing chicory off Bo in the morning, our J wanted to give her a chance. So after an IV with fluids, a vitamin shot and armed with critical care, something to improve bowel movement and a painkiller, Coco and J came home. We're happy to report that after a week or so miss Diva was back to her old self. She still has to take the painkiller twice a day, but otherwise she is happy in between her diva tantrums, lunches and beauty sleep.

Pretty Coco

Friday Video: PETA President's ALS 'Ice Bucket Challenge' Response


Have a nice Wheekend!

Friday, August 22, 2014

Friday Video: Marmot Licks GoPro

People often mistake us for marmots (at least in the Netherlands) and we have to admit, they are pretty cute.


Have a nice Wheekend!