Agent-in-Training Update

Agent-in-Training O here. I am happy to say I've gained weight this month and am now 980 grams, just 20 grams shy of full Agent weight! I'm quite pleased and tried today to convince Slave that were it not for the neutering surgery, I would already be an Agent. Slave laughed a bit and assured me that this was a nice thought but a bit of an exaggeration. Needless to say, I harrumphed and walked away, mumbling oaths under my breath.

Agent-in-Training O
of The Nubbins Nine

Surrey Squeakers Herd Challenge

From left to right Agent Potato, Aurora, Bruschetta, Sushi, Agent Ice Cream, Martini, and half of Cayenne.




From left to right bending-the-rules-one (literally) Aurora, Amaretti, Sushi, Agent Ice Cream, Martini, Bruschetta, Brioche,Agent Watercress and Agent Cox's Orange

A Challenge for the Herds - the Winkyteam Edition

From left to right: Suus, Igor, Yaya, Lotje, Dunya and Guiny

Agent I reporting out of the archives *dusty cough*

This is our group photo, with six piggies. According to J you need:

• at least 2 slaves; one for keeping the models happy (must be a master at simultanous petting) and one for making the pigtures.
• a comfy studio. We were sitting on a couch, covered with a piece of fabric.
• a plan, some pigs are more dominant than others; put peacemakers in between (that is why Suus and auntie Guiny are on opposite ends). Yaya and auntie Lotje serve as buffers.
• lots of veggies to distract.. err.. pamper the models

Happy Easter from Agents Butterloaf and Cannonball

We piggies wish everyone and everypig a Happy Easter!

Piggyfriends line up. Out-takes.

We started our line up with Dandelion but she let the side down by facing the wrong way.

Then, just as we were good to go, she burrowed under Agent Big Red, who carried on munching his celery. Nothing stops him from eating.

Dandelion was returned to her pen in disgrace to be replaced by Otto but something must have distracted Agents Flower and Big Red.

A Challenge for the Herds. The Piggyfriends' line up

We have had some success in lining up some of the Piggyfriends for a photoshoot!  We have some out takes to show you another time but here are pigtures of a set of six and another of seven.

The six are - Agent Firenze and her friend Lavender with Agents Flower,  Big Red, Bouquet and their friend Otto. Not a very neat line but they are all facing the same way.

The line of seven are - Agent Firenze, Lavender, Agents Flower,  Big Red,  Bouquet, their friend Fennel and Agent Avatar.

We might have squeezed in another piggy but we used the sofa so that they did not all run away and some of these piggies are quite wide and filled up all the space ( it is only a little sofa ).

Celery was used as a bribe to get our identity parade lined up. Now, sir,  can you identify which of these guinea pigs was responsible for the mugging?

Agent Java's Herd Challenge Outtakes

Agent Java has admitted that getting perfectly pigtured piggies is harder than it looks;



No in a line facing the camera hmmff


All the same way round please


Agent Acorn you are letting the herd down

Its a hard life being Boss Pig