Friday, August 3, 2012

Thursday, August 2, 2012

10 reasons why you should own a human

One of our friends sent us a slideshow with 7 reasons why a human should get a guinea pig. Well.. that's all good fun for the humans, but we'd rather make a list of why we should own a human (don't tell the humans, but you all know we rule the world, right?)

1. Full body massages*
Need I say more? Best thing about being a guinea pig. Period.

2. The sipping of the tea
We actually don't know why, but we find it oddly comforting when J stares into space and makes those tiny slurpy noises

3. You can dress them up as a haystack
Yes! You can leave hay all over them, just in case you get hungry during your full body massage. Extra points if they have pockets to hide your poo

4. They make good sofa's
Humans are snuggly and warm. We love resting our head underneath a big chin. It feels so safe.

5. Tasty
Humans can be rather tasty. Try licking their skin, but watch out for the ones with the lotion

6. They are cheaper than a walkin' fridge
We're also not sure if they are actually invented yet, even though the commercial suggests otherwise


7. They don't make fun of your poo collection
They just throw it out every week *humpf*

8. You always feel smart around them
Ghe..

9. They're low maintenance pets
Really, they clean and feed themselves. You just need to talk to them and make them feel welcome when they get home

10. They can be very entertaining
Ours does bellydancing. It's hilarious, like our rumblestrutting, but less advanced. But it just fills our hearts to see the poor soul have so much fun

So.. how does your human entertain you? And do you have tips to help us get more out of our humans?

* hattip for @LilPecan for bringing this to our attention

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

#Olympigs news: Olympic guinea pig?

We just received a forward of the message below from one of our special agents:

 'Ahoy! Is there a representative of the Undercover Pigs about? We are hearing reports of an agent on the streets of London, having a very close call. Thank goodness another agent, disguised as a Bobby, was able to intervene! What have your heard there on the streets?'

  Message received
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Monday, July 30, 2012

Friday Video: Popcorn

We've been training so hard for the#Olympigs we forgot all about Friday Video..
We hope the training tune Popcorn from Hot Butter makes up for it. Enjoy!



Have Hope you had a nice Wheekend!

Agent Shyness and Agent Pellets own private Olypigs

It will be going on from August 1 to August 5. Please comment so we can get ideas ana we will put up loads if photos and videos.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

#Olympigs: Roos in Popcorn run, food balling piggies

We are practicing hard for the Olympigs. In the back you can see the girlz food balling, and zooming around is our Roos. Who will be her competition?

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Our entry in the Olympigs Bar Biting Challange

Not many of us Piggyfriends are into Bar Biting but here is our Agent Minty having a go. Our Rafferty enjoys a good rattle of the wire but he always chooses the area that separates his home from a pen of sows and Slave cannot get a good front view of him. There may yet be time for a late entry.