Step one find an empty pigloo in the colour of your choice
Step two make yourself comfy
Step three dream of food
Misfit Annibelle
Agent Adatudy
Showing posts with label Sleeping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sleeping. Show all posts
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Sleeping Method in the Pigloo
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Sleeping Method: the Igor Special
I always sleep with my eyes closed. Why? Because my pesky human insists on making pigtures. *Hem*.. dear J.. it is not my fault that I am so incredibly handsome.. let me sleep!!!
And no, I do NOT have a morning temper!!! *mumblemumblemumble*
Agent I
And no, I do NOT have a morning temper!!! *mumblemumblemumble*
Agent I
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Sleeping Method: the Sphinx
Bonjour!
C'est moi, (Agent) Mademoiselle Chanel! I reached agent weight earlier this week and my first act as an agent will be showing you my research in the field of advanced sleeping methods.
This is what you do:
- find a comfortable spot
- place your paws underneath you, with the front paws right next to eachother, straight underneath your nose
- put on a mystic smile
- keep your eyes open!
- meditate in that exact position untill you fall asleep
Cordialement,
Mademoiselle Chanel
C'est moi, (Agent) Mademoiselle Chanel! I reached agent weight earlier this week and my first act as an agent will be showing you my research in the field of advanced sleeping methods.
The Sphinx |
- find a comfortable spot
- place your paws underneath you, with the front paws right next to eachother, straight underneath your nose
- put on a mystic smile
- keep your eyes open!
- meditate in that exact position untill you fall asleep
Cordialement,
Mademoiselle Chanel
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Sleeping Method the Pregnant Sprawl
Here Zoe demonstrates how to sprawl out and sleep when you have a baby in your belly.
Pregnant Zoe
For this method you need to be;
1) A Girl
2) Pregnant
3) Find a comfy position for you and the bump sprawl out and dream of food
Here baby June shows the sound asleep with my eyes open technique
Baby June
Pregnant Zoe
For this method you need to be;
1) A Girl
2) Pregnant
3) Find a comfy position for you and the bump sprawl out and dream of food
Here baby June shows the sound asleep with my eyes open technique
Baby June
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Sleeping Methods - A Study by Agent Butterloaf
Agent Butterloaf has been thoroughly researching sleeping positions for months, the study is currently being recorded in picture detail here: http://loafypig.tumblr.com/ . The study was on hiatus but was recently started again!
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sleeping Method - Trust your friend
Leave your best friend to guard the veggies, safe in the knowledge that he will have saved some for you to eat when you wake up again........won't he?
Sleeping Method: Curled Up Like A Croissant
Agent PorkChop and Agent Lettuce are the masters of this method. Agent Porkchop goes for the flop down wherever you are, curl round slightly while shoving yourself over onto your side then stick out one of your little back paws and wait for cooing noises and squeals of delight from the humans.
Agent Lettuce favours finding a fold in her towel or duvet to lean her little head against, then she curls round and onto her chunky little side, sticking out one or both back paws and sometimes front paws too.
Both pigs then fall into a deep sleep with eyes unfocused, mouth and ears twitching. When woken up make sure you look around grumpy at being disturbed.
Agent Lettuce favours finding a fold in her towel or duvet to lean her little head against, then she curls round and onto her chunky little side, sticking out one or both back paws and sometimes front paws too.
Both pigs then fall into a deep sleep with eyes unfocused, mouth and ears twitching. When woken up make sure you look around grumpy at being disturbed.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Sleeping Method Flat Out
Step one find a comfy spot
Step two lay out as flat as you can making sure your bum is facing the humans
Step three sweet dreams......
Agent Tiny
Step two lay out as flat as you can making sure your bum is facing the humans
Step three sweet dreams......
Agent Tiny
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