Thursday, April 24, 2014

Tall, Dark and Handsome

Dear readers of the undercover guinea pigs blog,

My name is Ties (pronounced as Tees. But you can also call me Mister T) and I am the new boar of the Winky team! Allow me to introduce myself. The ladies love me, and I love them even more. I am very cool an nothing much bothers me. Scissors, nails clippers.. No worries. The length of my hair or nails is of no consequence to my attractiveness.

LAPS
My hobbies are eating, sleeping and wooing girls, and I have to admit, I have Coco, Bo and the waitress firmly wrapped around my cute paws. Mind you, my paws are rather big. The girls have informed me that I qualify as a LAPS pig. I currently weigh 1380 grams, and I fully intend to get larger.

Scissors don't bother me
I checked out this blog, and saw that there is already another very handsome boar who contributes to this blog. But I am sure that Agent Zeppelin (aka Jimmy) and me can peacefully coexist. Maybe we should go out for carrot beers and join forces (ladies beware.. WOL).

Yours truly,
Ties

6 comments:

  1. welcome Ties! We think you are very very handsome. look forward to many more pigtures.

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  2. Welcome Mister T. Our sows think that you are a very handsome boar and some of our boars are envious of your LAPS size.

    Our Slave wishes that everypig was as laid back about haircuts as you. One or two of us are not so cooperative ( naming no names ).

    Bo and Coco and very lucky to have you as their new friend.

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  3. Welcome Mister T we love the hairdo very rock and roll

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  4. [Jimmy]: I'm looking forward to our adventures together!

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  5. @Piggyfriends: thank you! My predecessor wasn't as cool either when it came to haircuts. He would go into frantic-sprinting-mode ;-)

    Mr. T

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  6. You are indeed a very handsome boar! Good to meet you :)

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