Me is sure there are other boys who can relate to this sad tale.
Us boys have a spot at the base of our spines where a tail would start that is called a grease gland.
This spot can get mucky and cause your butt hair to matt, also when it is mucky it makes a good environment for parasites such as mites (yuck)
To stop this happening us boys need regular butt baths.
Sunday was butt bath day...........
Ghost is a wuss and panics when he gets wet so Mummy and Daddy literally put him in a bowl of water on the floor and just bathed his butt.
Me is a big brave boy who enjoys a bath so me went in the kitchen sink.
Daddy lathered me up nicely with shampoo and then set about cleaning my butt.
Sadly he got carried away removing the matted hair and me now has a little bald patch on my butt!!!!
Stupid things these humans
Has your daddy tried using Swarfega on your grease glands? The stuff that mechanics use. Our Slave uses this on us boars and the mucky stuff just melts away and there is no need to pull at the matted bits.
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Aww we boys here at the Misfits feel your pain!! we also hate bath nite!!
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